Master & Friend
There were five minutes between first nodding off and the knock on the window. Startled, he looked up to see a security guard holding a piece of paper in one hand and a stern finger in the other. The stern finger suggested the guard wanted to discuss something."You can't park that vehicle here with that for sale sign on it ya know"..."No, no i didn't", he said still half asleep."Well, i've written out this ticket of warning, you'd best be on your way""Right, sorry i...

